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Dylan

A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.
Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”
by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019
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Dylan is a very funny person but he’s not the brightest light bulb
Dylan brame made me laugh by walking into a wall but i think it was an accident
by TheMaverick September 7, 2020
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Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin
You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*
by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018
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st00pide ugly ass poo
oh that's Dylan he's a St00pide ugly ass poo
by Bobby man doe November 5, 2019
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the biggest bitch you'll ever meet total asshole and-he will die by eating gluten
dylans like bread
by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018
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Dylan has the smallest dick in the world. Literally, he has to use something to magnify it just to see it. Also, he is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet in your life. They are extremely gay and like all men. If you ever meet a dylan, shoot them.
Dylan is hella gay and he has no penis
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Dylan is a fun guy, with major gay vibes. He gets with every gay guy.
He's the biggest die hard Taylor Swift fan out there
*in a gay pub* "that guy over there is a total snack! such a Dylan"
by PussyDestroyer5 May 11, 2020
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