Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).

He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!

by Amonte August 2, 2012

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

unused douche

An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.

"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."

by bic1822 August 20, 2013

Douche-Chopps

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.

A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"

by annias August 25, 2013

douche holster

A vest

Looks like Thad wore his douche holster.

by silentscope202 September 27, 2013