dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011

dirty iris

to make a formal toast before beginning an orgy

i would like to make a dirty iris before we continue everyone

by Dkskdkrkekdkrkr April 19, 2022

Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

by RareBearU June 21, 2020

Dirty Loozanne

The act of performing anal sex on a girl while giveing her a swirly. Optional hand stand position but step ladder must be used

I got the wettest Dirty Loozanne in the bathroom today.

by Skatapeen December 16, 2008

Dirty Marius

A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

by Mankey_yeet April 14, 2020

dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

Dirty Mixer

A Dirty Mixer is when you mix a combination of excrement, ear wax, belly button fluff and snot all on your finger and then eat it.

Yoo where you at Zanders party last night, Adam was so wasted and ate Liams huge Dirty Mixer .

by Jump2ShootShoot2Jump January 16, 2018