When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012
Get the Cryptic Cuntmug. j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
Get the Cunt jockeymug. by Kifferdustee December 31, 2014
Get the Cunt-nadomug. Noun. Person who hates their job and only works there for the money. Plans on quitting once they finding another well paying job. Commonly associated with the company JB Hunt.
by Gold Grenades March 16, 2021
Get the JB Cuntmug. The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.
by AntEater May 23, 2014
Get the Cunt Pudgemug. Something being extremely HOT! A breath taking visionary experience; can be used to describe a person, place or thing. When a creative influencer on Instagram drops a sick photo “That’s Cunt”
by That’s Cunt February 19, 2022
Get the thats cuntmug. 