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Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
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Cunt County

A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from.
A few different examples:

1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...

2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.

3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008
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cunt stew

rotten, stinky, drippy, pussy that's been trapped in panties all day.

Or

A delectable crock pot stew made from the ex wife.
your trapped in a hot elevator with a woman, and it stinks, is that cunt stew I smell?

Or

dude your ex wife is a bitch, you need to make cunt stew out of her.
by DDH electric March 18, 2014
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Yeasty cunt

A thrush infected vagina.

A word used to describe a slut.
That bitch had a yeasty cunt.

Did you see the look on that yeasty cunts face.
by montberger May 12, 2014
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Cunt Kid

A little child screaming in a supermarket/ public place because they don't get their own way.
Look at that cunt kid. He/she needs a slap oops upside da head
by chapchap87 May 2, 2014
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Cunt Pudge

The "Cunt Pudge" is the area above the vagina, typically on chubby to obese people. This area can look like a continuation of stomach fat, however it is in fact a separate segment.
by AntEater May 23, 2014
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Cunt-nado

A person who is being such a big cunt they are like a tornado of cuntiness!
That girl is being such a cunt-nado today!
by Kifferdustee December 31, 2014
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