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milk and cookies

when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.
by maxwell house 223 November 25, 2011
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Sugar Cookies

To make sweet sweet love on a woman- to a woman.
"Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl,you wanna make some sugar cookies?"
by Jarred M March 25, 2008
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COOKIE DOUGH!

A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.

You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. July 20, 2008
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cookie monster

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.
by the ham December 28, 2005
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wolf cookie

when you eat a chick out and then you wake up the next morning and take the crust around your mouth (from her vagina) roll it up into a ball and eat it.
"We bet matt wouldnt make a wolf cookie and eat it....he did"
by holi64 June 25, 2008
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cookie

short for cookie dough, one who appears (by smell, appearance, mood) to take an abundant amount of shits per day. Usually defined by atleast 3 shits per day, though there can be many levels of cookie dough.
Wow, Brian is a cookie, he must take a shit atleast every two hours.
by joe<3 December 10, 2008
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Cookie Love

A white/half-cast woman who simply cannot date white male's for longer than a week because of the undying love for a juicy black cock.
"She's a cookie lover"
"I went out with that cookie lover for a week and got dumped for a black guy!"

White Male: Hey do you wanna go down town tonight?
White/Half-cast woman: Sorry im busy tonight with Tyrel
by ma7 August 29, 2009
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