when a man cums into a glass of milk, then takes a shit on a baking sheet, to form cookies out of his shit and bakes them for 30 minutes, then dips the shit cookies into the cum milk and finaly eats them.
milk and cookies
by maxwell house 223 June 07, 2011
by Jarred M March 25, 2008
A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. October 01, 2005
by the ham November 04, 2005
when you eat a chick out and then you wake up the next morning and take the crust around your mouth (from her vagina) roll it up into a ball and eat it.
by holi64 July 11, 2008
short for cookie dough, one who appears (by smell, appearance, mood) to take an abundant amount of shits per day. Usually defined by atleast 3 shits per day, though there can be many levels of cookie dough.
by joe<3 December 12, 2006
A white/half-cast woman who simply cannot date white male's for longer than a week because of the undying love for a juicy black cock.
"She's a cookie lover"
"I went out with that cookie lover for a week and got dumped for a black guy!"
White Male: Hey do you wanna go down town tonight?
White/Half-cast woman: Sorry im busy tonight with Tyrel
"I went out with that cookie lover for a week and got dumped for a black guy!"
White Male: Hey do you wanna go down town tonight?
White/Half-cast woman: Sorry im busy tonight with Tyrel
by ma7 August 30, 2009