an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.
mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
by dight November 8, 2022
Get the man childmug. Childe is the Ed sheeran of genshin impact.
by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022
Get the Childemug. A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.
Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.
by Random quirks March 23, 2016
Get the metaphorical childmug. by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019
Get the Bray Childmug. What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.
Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.
by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021
Get the Poster Childmug. by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019
Get the child lickingmug. ''I'M GONNA MAKE PEOPLE DRINK ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING THERE TEETH!''
''Stop it your acting like a child''
''Stop it your acting like a child''
by X13T October 12, 2019
Get the childmug.