Chuck

A dark colored cat who doesn't give a flying care in the world. He only loves you to get things he wants in life. He a demon at night.

Chuck! Stop getting in the way!

by Jelly nelly March 22, 2017

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Chuck luck

When the great gods of RNG bestow their blessing onto an individual (usually someone with the name Chuck) that makes the holder supernaturally lucky. Effects include, but are not limited to, increased loot/gear drops, (far exceeding that of mortal men) the ability to avert disasters or death in real life, and, to some extent, to influence the space time continuum. The few chosen to possess chuck luck are even said to negatively influence others around them by making them incredibly unlucky, leading many to believe that chuck luck is not a blessing from the great gods of RNG, but more of a parasite that feeds off of other people's fortune. This theory remains inconclusive and on the border of fringe science, however.

Lan: "I haven't had one piece drop yet, and this fucker has gotten 4 pieces in 2 dungeons."
Joe: "Oh my God. Boys! Chuck luck is so dumb. I'm sick of getting all these belts!"
Chuck: "I. Love. This. Game."

by Chucky boyyyooo December 31, 2018

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Chuck Pony

A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.

Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.

by Carneguy September 14, 2023

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Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022

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