Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay

brandon shut up

by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022

Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

brandon

brandon is a bitch

brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia

by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023

Brandon Zachary

an idiot that can't grow a beard

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot

by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021

Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3

Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants

by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024

Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.

Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon

by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021