by beafster69 October 22, 2018
Get the brandon gmug. To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
Get the Chuck a Brandonmug. brandon shut up
by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.
by peepee1392 June 12, 2019
Get the brandonmug. A word to describe someone who likes to suck up to someone of a higher authority, such as their lecturers or boss. In malay terms, it is called 'Angkat Bola'
by DrMaisha March 2, 2019
Get the Brandon Tengmug.