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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.
You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.
by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016
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well book

Is another autospell nightmare turned good. On the 1st gen Nokia if you typed the word cool on the numeric pad it would often autocorrect to "book".
Those sneakers are well book
by Theneverready March 16, 2020
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Book

something humanity used before computers came along
fucking John doesn't like reading books
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Book Klub

It's like a Book Club but you watch movies with your friends instead
Me and the boys are gonna watch Predator for Book Klub this Thursday
by The Skyentist September 30, 2021
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Booked

That bitch is booked
by anonymous November 30, 2020
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