August 30

August 30 is ask your crush/anyone out day!

"Hey.. I have something to confess.."
Person: yeah what is it?
"It's August 30th which is ask your crush out day, so im asking you out!"

by kitty21love August 25, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

August 23

National go to the library with your boyfriend day.

Sophia went to the library with Mo because its August 23.

by Mo❤️S September 22, 2023

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th

by SMDTrey April 7, 2024

August 31st

National sakuatsuiwaoi day.

"On August 31st the person who basically invented sakuatsuiwaoi day was born on this day we celebrate the birth of omijime and sakuatsuiwaoi"

by Xai❢ July 30, 2022

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019

august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022