by rockin'blob November 17, 2014
Get the Complete Asshole Disordermug. Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.
by Hilbe August 13, 2015
Get the asshole at first sightmug. Clint and Brent find a dead raccoon in their bedroom, and they would like to determine its age so they check to see if it has a silver dollar asshole by using their fingers to gauge its size.
by Half of 34 May 27, 2021
Get the Silver Dollar Assholemug. A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.
Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.
by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010
Get the Sunday Morning Assholemug. by Eric Renton May 6, 2006
Get the A bag of smashed assholesmug. People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
Get the Cell Phone assholemug. what to call the fucken assholes at urban dictionary when they never publish anything you try an add because there to busy sucking each others dicks.
by useonthego March 15, 2009
Get the urban dictionary assholesmug.