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Chinese Takeout

It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her
Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.
Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.
by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024
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chinese pop corn

Dry ramon noodle soup. Broken in pieces, and seasoning packet sprinkled ontop of the dry broken noodles. Often enjoyed as a snack.
by Cassy Thomas September 3, 2016
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Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.
theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all
by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018
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Chinese Haggler

A chinese haggler is some random 60+ year old asian man (can be from any asian country) they say the n-word a lot.
That damn nigger beat the fuck out of that chinese haggler.
by dildo penis April 1, 2022
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chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
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chinese pop

by thecharacterwannie July 6, 2022
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