noah

hes kinda weird not gonna lie

bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please

noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

NOAH

NOAH ACTUALLY LOVES CHOLULA

Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...

by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023

DJ Noah FM

An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm

Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck

Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday

Mimi: Are you listening to Max 94.1?
Niya: Hell no im listening to DJ Noah FM!

by Fat Heffer September 10, 2023

Noah

A person who plays the 2048 game all the time in school and somehow still has the best grades in his class.

Guy 1: "Hey Noah can you help me with my homework?"
Noah: "Sorry I'm too busy playing 2048"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Noah

He loves to vape

He is such a noah

by nhkgyuevgjke gyhb September 14, 2023