fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025

Juicy Fruit

A female who is super wet Around her walls down to her ass. Enough wetness to drown her man and have him addicted.

Boy 1: So did you hit last night?

Boy 2: Yeah but she was...omg

Boy 1: She was..bad?

Boy 2: No she was wet af like juicy.

Boy 1: Awe she got a juicy fruit. Be careful dog.

Boy2: Why?

Boy 1: That shit will drive you crazy

by Anonymous23 October 11, 2017

Fruit loop

In which a person will pull the front of your shoe laces making the shoe uncomfortable, and tight. This makes the person have to untie their shoes and retire them.

“I’m gonna fruit loop your shoes”

by Amelia Wolf November 17, 2023

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.

Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!

by UrayaSin November 29, 2014