Dylan

A particular person who cannot keep their dick in their pants. Constantly trying to slide in girls’ dms, he gets friend-zoned at least twice a week.

Girl 1: “omg this guy called Dylan won’t stop texting me”
Girl 2: “what’s he saying??”
Girl 1: “hey i know you’re not horny but what if i get you in the mood? ”

by lasagnaaaaaaa9876 August 15, 2019

Dylan nice

A Dylan nice is a Willy that has flaccid foreskin with dickscab commonly known as the funkops skin in fortnite

Hi my name is Dylan nice I’m a skin in fortnite

by Shehehehebrjww July 6, 2023

Dylan brame

Dylan is a very funny person but he’s not the brightest light bulb

Dylan brame made me laugh by walking into a wall but i think it was an accident

by TheMaverick September 7, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin

You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*

by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

Dylan

st00pide ugly ass poo

oh that's Dylan he's a St00pide ugly ass poo

by Bobby man doe November 5, 2019

Dylan

the biggest bitch you'll ever meet total asshole and-he will die by eating gluten

dylans like bread

by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018

Dylan

Dylan has the smallest dick in the world. Literally, he has to use something to magnify it just to see it. Also, he is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet in your life. They are extremely gay and like all men. If you ever meet a dylan, shoot them.

Dylan is hella gay and he has no penis

by PHd professional name studier March 13, 2022