Weed Whacker

A person that masturbates while high

I don't like smoking with Henri. I got him stoned and he began to furiously masturbate. What a weed whacker.

Weed Whacker by PsychedelicTaco October 3, 2015

weedfarts 

When you swallow a large amount of weed in one night, and the next day your farts smell absolutely rotten.

I can't go out today, I've got a serious case of the weedfarts.

weedfarts by JonBon3311 April 20, 2017

Weed Jacket

When you be so high that you can't feel the cold.

Friend: Aren't you cold bro?
You: Nah meign, I got mah Weed Jacket on.

Weed Jacket by j3anm1 May 26, 2018

Weed Whacker

A person who decided to make a poor life choice by smoking weed known by cops as Marijuana then immediately afterward beat their meat, therefore, coining the phrase weed whacker

"Person 1: Bro after dinner you wanna go be weed whackers?
Person 2: Hell no. Because I'm not an idiot.

Weed Whacker by SaberToothBraden October 17, 2018

weed 

A drug that has saved more lives than killed

weed can save lives when used right

weed by Dubiks April 26, 2019

The weeden 

The act of giving or receiving head in a movie theater.

Caitlin did the weeden to her boyfriend when they were in a movie theater.

The weeden by Narrshea November 5, 2015

Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

Council Bluffs weed by valo April 30, 2007