Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.

Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat

by Jazzknife January 21, 2017

tarbokas

Someone who is a complete savage at life

That man is such a tarbokas.

by Christian Zieamba February 28, 2017

Tugboat

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.

Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.

by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017

tuboneaphone

The would describing a very cringey brass section in which the leader is very gay and good with memes

Ultrafaget: Wow look at that band , they suck.
Yurgaymom: Yeah, they have one large tuboneaphone!

by LebranGayms May 17, 2018

Tuborg Classic

The very tippity top of Danish beer. Its like Tuborg, but its better.

Guy 1: Man, we should go drinking tonight
Guys 2: Yea, but not some of that Carlsberg, miss me with that gay shit.

Guy 1: ofc dude, we only drink the best beer here, Tuborg Classic

by Viktor(aka) Brian(aka) delle May 14, 2018

turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else

What’s up you turban roller

by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018

Turbation

Turbation is the act of stroking ones genitals in a sexual way and masterbation is the act of repeatedly turbating.

Masturbation is the act of turbating many times

by TheFullBlownBootyConsumer March 4, 2018