twat waffle

(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.

"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"

"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"

"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"

by your mom's cafe September 26, 2007

Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet

Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary

by Rusty Trombone April 7, 2006

twat bomb

the uber awsom thingy bombs on many buildings

dude did you see the news we left a huge twat bomb in iraq

by rye leigh johnson December 9, 2008

Twat-burger

A burger that is twatful and..........shut up.

MAn you are such a twat burger!!!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 3, 2007

Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.

Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin

by kajmagician August 4, 2011

twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.

He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.

by tsnmikush September 23, 2017