Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Thunder clap

A thunder clap is when a female soulmate or just a female in general claps her A** on a man d**k where the point it sound like a thunder storm

I swear to god she hit me with that thunder clap last night. She made me bust lowkey

by Jah too raw February 21, 2021

Thunder8

A god that does not care about server and will get muted multiple times a week

Thunder8: ?mute @Thunder8 ENOUGH

Barry: ?mute @Thunder8 harassment

Dwifte: ?mute @Thunder8 death threats
Drako: ?mute @Thunder8 porn in genral

by MolesterJester January 18, 2021

Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 8, 2021

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Thunder flakes

Someone so obsessed with race that they become racist

They are being thunder flakes discriminating against that group

by Thinking yeti March 27, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021