Thomas Cooked 

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas the wank engine 

That one friend that’s always honey

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today

Thomas the wank engine by The one and only me October 3, 2019

Thomas Repass 

A very kind hearted man at nature, often has many dark thoughts in relation to his past. This guy also helped a Kid named Michael work through his own demons while simultaneously fighting his own. Thomas is from Calumet City, Illanois.

Oh man, that guy Thomas Repass sure is awesome.

Thomas Repass by Jibbydabibby December 13, 2019

Thomas A 

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid

Your such a Thomas A.

Thomas A by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas da twain 

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

Thomas da twain by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence 

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Pound 

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020