cute one

The cute half of the relationship, and the definition of cute.

Person 1: bunny is so cute, she's an angel!
Person 2: yeah, she's the cute one.

by Sahara Echo March 20, 2020

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010

The chosen one

Some bozo who gets his limbs chopped off

Obi wan : you where the chosen one you were ment to destroy the sith not join them
Anakin : I hate you

by General obi wan kenobi June 6, 2022

One Handian

When somebody has trouble using one of their hands they are a one handian i have cp ( cerebral palsy) on my left hand so I am a one Handien

Hey is your hand ok you look like a one handian

by Finn ( One Handien December 12, 2022