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Terry Time

An individual or person who cannot work the 9-5 shift pattern but at an annoyance to their colleagues will only work 10-7
“Hey, has Bob started work yet”
“No he hasn’t you know he works to Terry time!”
by Randomnesslou February 24, 2023
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Hughey Time

The time you want to believe you can get to an event. Does not take into account “lost time” between activities and typically vastly underestimates durations of simple tasks.
Jon Duncan is planning to be at POOLgalo at 11:00 Hughey time. Jon Duncan has golf ending at 10:30, and it is a 15 minute drive to home and a 15 minute drive to POOLgalo. Therefore, Jon will be there at 11:00. However, 10:30 is a best-case ending time for golf. Drive times are at lease 20 minutes each way, and lost time like walking to the car, getting beer, changing clothes, etc. are not accounted for.

True Best case scenario: 12:30. Most likely 1:30
by tcareycares August 27, 2020
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sleepy time

"if he doesn't get back here soon, we're gonna be here until sleepy time"
by pj March 2, 2004
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Island Time

An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.

When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!

"They can't help it, they're on island time."

2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?

"Relax, we're on island time now!"
by JohnnyWalksSlowly December 29, 2010
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Oxford time

A bizarre concept of time particular to students of Oxford University in which all things begin five minutes after and end five minutes before they are scheduled to. At Oxford, 10 minutes of every hour vanish into a bizarre time warp making Oxford students completely incompatible with normal people and their less sophisticated 60 minute hours.
Normal person: I see your class runs from 10-11.
Oxford student: Yes, but in Oxford time that is 10:05-10:55.
Normal person: You're insane.
by oxfordstudent February 1, 2010
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Resperm time

Like a respawn time but with sperm.

The average time taken between cumming and your next erection.
Daniel has an extremely large resperm time so he can only cum once a night.
by CGeist November 12, 2011
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