A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.
by Elnagger May 3, 2024
Get the Johnny Dingomug. other name: Anthony
age: 12
height: 141cm
8th member of bts
picks up egirls and eboys and anime girls and anime guys and vtubers
bald
age: 12
height: 141cm
8th member of bts
picks up egirls and eboys and anime girls and anime guys and vtubers
bald
by shady guy meth February 3, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.
by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013
Get the johnny-about-townmug. Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!
by anonymous December 12, 2023
Get the johnny canmug. The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
Get the Johnny Appleseedmug. Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
He is the father of Robby Keene
The boyfriend of Me
by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022
Get the Johnny Lawrencemug. 