Taylor Swift

Devil or Illuminati

Taylor Swift is the devil.

by fnklw///////////////////////// February 7, 2018

Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012

Taylor Wilde

She is a retired professional wrestler. She used to work in NWATNA. At 5'3 and 120 lb, she was well-known for her high-flying moves.

She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.

Taylor Wilde just executed a flying dropkick on Tara!

by Marc01 May 16, 2011

crusty taylor

when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.

so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?

by tee wellshie October 22, 2008

monique taylor

A Beautiful women with an appetite for sex with older men and likes to have sexual dreams about big snakes coming out of men's trousers.

Person one : She is such a Monique Taylor in the sack.
Person two: really, she likes older men and has wet dreams ,how curious.

by Mr rex July 20, 2019

Noah Taylor

An absolute alpha male

Yo bro ya seen dat Noah Taylor geezer

Nah fam who is he

He’s a bloody Alpha male

by Theo_R7 November 21, 2019

Harry Taylor

Harry Taylor is a very quiet kid who sits at the back of the class beating his chicken till its raw, he has greasy hair because he baths in petrol cause he is crooked and thinks it smells good. In his spare time he will beat up his brothers and sisters and take the mick out of his mum for being an asshole and neglecting Harry as a small child, he likes to stare at other kids because he is a fat nonce and likes them young, he only washes 1 every decade and only washes in Jordan Harold David inch and his primitive brother leftover Bath water, he stashes his cum socks behind his bed for later use even though they are stinky. He will eventually dismiss everyone from school but not by the clock by the glock becuase we all know where neglected kids come to. He likes to lock up small children in a closet and make them do dirty things to forfill his fetishes, he hardly leaves the house becuase he is a lonely sad noncy cunt bag, I hope this made him cry cause no one cares about the lonley kid who looks up Mr Lockeys trousers on a daily, his parents have bare cancer styll and he laughs at them and makes them feel bad about them selfs and what a kind of life they have had in a shitty 1 bedroom council house in pan estate.

Eww what a harry taylor I just found a Chinese woman nazi gay #blessed

by Council House March 17, 2020