When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 January 12, 2016
by EpicLLama May 01, 2021
by Sonamu April 13, 2018
"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J March 07, 2018
The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!
by The Govenor May 18, 2020
I have to find my mapenzi thing cause i have no normal weed left.
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
Don’t we even have for a mapenzi joint?
by Bbgg1127 May 16, 2021
A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.
Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
by The Fury 13 January 16, 2011