1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."
Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
Get the Taylor Swiftingmug. Devil or Illuminati
by fnklw///////////////////////// February 7, 2018
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. taylor duckers lets have sex...
pulls down her trousers...
booooooom. ...
boy gets hit in the face with her bush!
pulls down her trousers...
booooooom. ...
boy gets hit in the face with her bush!
by boomboom... July 4, 2016
Get the taylor duckersmug. by Theo_R7 November 21, 2019
Get the Noah Taylormug. Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat
by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. She is a retired professional wrestler. She used to work in NWATNA. At 5'3 and 120 lb, she was well-known for her high-flying moves.
She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.
She was born in Toronto Canada; she has blond hair. She is of Polish descent. Her real name is Shantelle Malawski.
by Marc01 May 16, 2011
Get the Taylor Wildemug. A beautiful singer who is one of the best singers ever. Her fans are called Swifties. Usually girls love Taylor Swift. She started out as a country singer and then became a pop singer. She also released two alternative folk albums. She re-recorded her second album, fearless, in 2021. In November of 2021, she will be releasing her re-recorded version of the album Red. This is why every girl is a swifty!
Hannah: I'm going to a concert this weekend!
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 September 24, 2021
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.