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Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!
by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008
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Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed
Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023
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fruit!

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"
by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021
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fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.
Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!
by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019
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Cum-Cum Fruit

The Cum-Cum Fruit is a delicious, white, devil fruit whose power gives the one that consumes it the ultimate erotic pleasure. You not only get extremely horny after eating it. The user can go WEEKS without climaxing which creates the most euphoric orgasm you've ever felt. Non-stop sexual carnage that requires multiple partners and the most intense release. The one negative to the consumption of this sweet white fruit, is the longer you go and the larger the climax builds the more you "release". It can be a small little puddle to a gigantic tidal wave.
Koy, you never should have eaten the Cum-Cum Fruit! You've been going for WEEKS and you're going to destroy the whole village with your climax!
by Turbo123T3 February 19, 2024
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fruit body

Someone who is a small package of fruit. Not quite a meat body but fruitier than a nut body.
by James permain February 7, 2017
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