by jooshyfroot July 24, 2014
A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.
by speedshift September 17, 2014
This douche barrel sucks.
by crazy ando February 26, 2009
A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).
It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"
"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds May 17, 2012
drama loving person, one who thrives on the constant upset of lifes surprises, person who loves to argue and bicker
drama queen Drama Douche
by Btchalorette January 30, 2012
Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!
by snark2468 December 01, 2013
The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.
by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009