Ramsey thing

When something awful but hilarious happens to you just because God decided you needed one more thing to deal with…and your name is Ramsey

“My car broke down on the way to work”
“That’s such a ramsey thing to happen to you”

by arthurmorgan October 10, 2022

FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE

That is PARADISE NEVADA known as THE STRIP and everybody can practically do this one way or another and because you are

A TIE is which is way more rare.

The third is just think about that we know this better than OUR OWN.

Too afraid to ever show yours as THE FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE NEVADA is TO LOOK AT OTHER FACES.

You may look at your own more maybe or not BUTT THE FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE IS TO LOOK AT OTHERS' FECES.

Wteb you think about it the FUNNEST THING TO DO IN PARADISE is to put this definition up on the URBAN DICKTIONARY as we know our FECES BETTER THAN OUR FACES BUTT FECES is way more clear complicated as they have more than one face to them.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021

Things

Something that you look upon very fondly. An announcement/news that gets one excited.

“Dude Will Price just won the lottery and said he’s paying for a guys trip to Vegas.”

“Things.”

by Yourthings June 13, 2022

.9.Any Damned Thing.9.

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh

Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025

the thing go skrraaa

Wut da fuk? i even didnt understand what the hell it is

The thing go SKRRAAA
papapakaka skidiki papa and the boom boom boom

by namague October 28, 2017

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024