Pong shot is a portmanteau between "long shot" (outside chance; low statistical likelihood of success) and tossing ping pong /table tennis balls into your opponents' drink cups. The likelihood of getting your ball into the cup and winning the game is inversely proportional to how many drinks you've already consumed. Additional applications are the likelihood of doing the technicolor yawn actually into a proper receptacle, once too much booze has hit your system.
"Think Jason and Bethany will win the game?"
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."
by procrastina... November 13, 2020
When after passing gas you slap it towards the opponent AKA friend/family member and say slap shot when they get a whiff of it!
by Binx75 November 23, 2014
A shit shot is another way of saying garbage in pool. You hit the cue ball and low and behold, a ball you never dreamed would go in, goes in. Pure luck, a shit shot. As DBT says in their song, "shit shots count."
Jamal just banked in a 3 pointer and acted like he intended for it to go off the glass. Total shit shot.
by Rico Cooper March 25, 2020
Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.
by Thecitybreathing July 11, 2017
by pancakehiatt April 14, 2016
by Heaven20 October 26, 2010
When you are so turned on during masturbation that you blow your entire load in one sitting, effectively making it painful to masturbate the rest of the day. In other words, in one shot you've cleared your load
"Did you and Jessica do it?"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"
by Mr. John Chu July 26, 2016