type shit

It's like tying your shoe type shit.

Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.

Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.

by Starvingmidget December 16, 2010

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

shit sheep

someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.

Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps

shit sheep

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

old shit

Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.

Why fo you have to bring up old shit!

by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017

furlough that shit

The act of removing something unpleasant

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."

by tdnew April 20, 2009

Christmas Shit

A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.

George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022