going top ma self

Going to overdose themselves

See ya I'm going top ma self

by Poop123456 November 20, 2013

a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

self proclaimed political enthusiast

A person who thinks they know stuff about politics so when they are asked about it their answer is "I am a self proclaimed political enthusiasts I can't tell you my input without sounding big headed".But they really have no clue what's going on ever.

Who do you support for president?
"Sorry I am a self proclaimed political enthusiast" I can't say because my opinion is better

*secretly has no idea who is even running*

by Dhakabsbs June 23, 2016

Pursuing My True Self

We are living our lives
Abound with so much information

Come on, let go of the remote
Don't you know you're letting all the junk flood in
I try to stop the flow, double-clicking on the go
But it's no use, hey I'm being consumed
Loading... Loading... Loading...
Quickly reaching maximum capacity
Warning... Warning... Warning...
Gonna short-circuit my identity (ahh)
Get up on your feet, tear down the walls
Catch a glimpse of the hollow world
Snooping 'round town will get you nowhere
You're locked up in your mind
We're all trapped in a maze of relationships
Life goes on with or without you
I swim in the sea of the unconscious
I search for your heart, pursuing my true self

by bipedal hô May 4, 2021

Break yo self fool!

Referenced from the Chappelle Show when Wayne Brady was the guest. It is what you say before you want to whoop someones ass/take their money/commence some form of violence or robbery. Sometimes mistaken for 'brace yourself'...which is wrong.

(Whilst watching Chapelle Show)

Wayne Brady: There he is....BREAK YO SELF FOOL!
Man: AWW SHIT, IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!
*Wayne Brady shoots the guy down*

Rhyz: haha that's funny, BRACE YO SELF FOOL
Helena:.........you just killed it........just...no.....

by RIVERSIDE MOTHAF****KA September 4, 2010

Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December

Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.

by LeilaSP February 10, 2019

enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016