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Second Floor

When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.
My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.
by Paul IR Win April 4, 2009
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7 Second Challenge

The 7 Second Challenge (or 7SC) is a challenge created by AmazingPhil on YouTube, in which two or more players have to complete a certain task in 7 seconds. If the player fails to do so, they lose.

AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire have now created the app for it, after many YouTubers did the challenge and did not credit Phil for his idea (no offence to them though :)).
Your 7 Second Challenge is that you have to say the names of 5 animals and do an impression of them. GO!
by whatudoinm9 September 14, 2015
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second hand smoke

what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
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secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp July 20, 2008
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Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009
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Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
by js1190 July 17, 2009
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