Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Robert Salvester Kelly

Free Him He ain't do nothing wrong

Ay free Robert Salvester kelly

by Free r kelly January 21, 2022

Robert

Robert is a very handsome black boy with dreads a sleeve tat and he also talking to this girl that names starts with a t but ends with an only 5 letters and her name a very prefect match💝.

I ove Robert he’s so handsome .

by LIA”S slangs September 5, 2023

Zacc Roberts

Zacc is a fat-ass who comes to your house and eats all of your food. He single-handedly makes the kids in Africa starve as he has eaten all of their food. Zacc is the type of person to not make the football team for how fat he is and if he was to make the team the only thing he would do is break all of the benches. He is known for fumbling the bad and not being able to pull any females.

Wow that Zacc Roberts guy gets no hoes

by TheMissingLink14 March 3, 2022

Robert

A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep

My name is Robert

by Y not 👌😂 November 25, 2018

Robert Vaughn

Idiot

Person 1: your such a Robert Vaughn, to person 2

by Xtreemsniper69 November 17, 2019

Robert

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.

Robert is a lonely peach of shit.

by anonymous October 16, 2020