phone sex

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.

T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

phone

An object that you can stick up leopards' noses and not die from the resulting attacks.

The phone is ringing off the hook, so Joe stuck it up Def Leppard's noses and they all thought it was a good idea to chop down cherry trees.

by Barry Trotter July 20, 2008

Phone Banking

The College Republican codeword for masturbating.

We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."

by hillHouse April 6, 2011

phone

To tell someone to fuck off; yeah yeah; shaddap; piss off; stop buggin me

mom says something annoying...you say "PHONE" and blink lots

by Stuff Me December 9, 2002

Huawei Phone

Basically The Iphone X. Face Recognition, a decent Camera, And still better than an android phone.

Person 1:I really need an upgrade from my Iphone 6s!
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! They’re topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, I’ll shit one out for you.

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

kiss me through the phone

So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.

Phone: ring ring

Girl: hello?
Boy: hey baby, i just want you to kiss me through the phone.

by Chuberty McChubz December 26, 2017

Phone stroke

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.

Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.

by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013