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canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
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agatha of woods beyond

The main character in the school for good and evil series. Agatha is an amazing character with a witch-like aesthetic.
person A (is some simp): I want to marry agatha of woods beyond.
person B: say what, now?
by bluefood February 27, 2021
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Miles Walden Wood

The Prime Minister of Cleveland High School. With the ability to vote over certain things. Overcoming dyslexia and his parents divorce to become the successful, beautiful specimen of a person he is today. With absolutely stunning feet. He’s known as the same animal but a different beast. As well as a lone wolf who plays by his own rules.

~Susan Walker
Local Cleveland High Student William Phillip says “It’s amazing Miles Walden Wood must feel like the King of Cleveland, but its a different government system than that”
by Susan Walker Writes November 25, 2022
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my woods long

yo my WOODS LONG
by nourzi April 3, 2022
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pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.
question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007
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Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).
"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"
by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010
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