Nick Jonas

1) A living God. Sex God, that is.
2) The most amazing, inspiring person you will ever hear of.
3) Not gay whatsoever, despite rumors that people believe.
4) Believed to have rekindled his flame with Miley Cyrus after preforming "Before the Storm" in Dallas, TX on their Summer 2009 tour, Jonas Brothers World Tour

Fan 1: Holy S*#( Nick Jonas is so hot.
Fan 2: The 'Rolling Stone' picture? Hotness on legs.

Fan 1: Did you hear about Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus?
Fan 2: Yeah. Niley's back.

by njjwantsme June 30, 2009

is nick gay

is nick gay?
no, nick is the straightest person you'll ever meet

"hey is nick gay"

"no, hes straighter than everyone else in the world"

by eyhsujwesuju November 6, 2019

Nick Valero

A Northern Whittier descendent of earlier Quaker settlers from the 1800's that has developed a large form of content in life. The amount of content filled by a Nick Valero can only be measured by an uncountable number

I lost my job today... it's ok, I will have a Nick Valero mentality. Life is great.

by hooootttdoooog March 3, 2015

Weird Nick

A kid that gets suspended a lot and has a pet monkey. He likes to suck of Chris Perry, and vapes like there's no tomorrow. He plays soccer and breathes through his nose and his mouth extremely loudly, unlike Evan Kapp whose nostrils are to small to breath through them. Yeah I'm Nick

Chris Perry who's sucking you off tonight? Weird Nick is.

by Weird Chris June 2, 2018

nick hibbard

Nick Hibbard is a guy that is so fucking white . He has been living in Redding California for the majority of his life. Nick is a guy that is poor as fuck and works at FedEx and has to give all his money to pay bills . Nick is a guy that has a fat mom that made her husband become gay . Nick is also a guy that a slutty sister that freeloads off of no life bum ass crackers and also has a brother that reads all day and looks like a terrorist . Nick also loves to call his babyboys “ babeh boiii’s “

Bryan stated that the definiton of being white is Nick Hibbard .

by Nick Hibbard May 22, 2018

Nick Mac

An individual who enjoys sucking on Cassie's toes while she is asleep while Andy Bennett is crying naked in the bathtub while an undisclosed individual throws the air conditioner at the flatscreen Television. He wishes to be an MMA fighter and trains by man-handling farm animals which more often than not digreses into beastiality related crimes against nature.

"It's not gay if they're under 12, right?" -Nick Mac.

"What I do to my sheep is my own damn business." -Nick Mac.

by SpenserYoung March 21, 2012

Nick Sandmann

The act of getting completely humiliated and decked in numerous "Defamation" court cases because you couldn't stand the fact that native americans have a different opinion than your "Superior" white ass

Lil Betty tried to tell on her brother for liking Star Trek more than Star Wars, but their mom gave her the Nick Sandmann

by SmeeveJeeve April 23, 2023