Clearance Shot

When you are so turned on during masturbation that you blow your entire load in one sitting, effectively making it painful to masturbate the rest of the day. In other words, in one shot you've cleared your load

"Did you and Jessica do it?"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"

by Mr. John Chu July 26, 2016

Gut Shot

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"

It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.

by InquisitorX July 13, 2019

Gut-shot

Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina

I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"

Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late

by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019

Turkey Shot

Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go

"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out

Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao

Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!

by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019

Shit shot

A shit shot is another way of saying garbage in pool. You hit the cue ball and low and behold, a ball you never dreamed would go in, goes in. Pure luck, a shit shot. As DBT says in their song, "shit shots count."

Jamal just banked in a 3 pointer and acted like he intended for it to go off the glass. Total shit shot.

by Rico Cooper March 24, 2020

pong shot

Pong shot is a portmanteau between "long shot" (outside chance; low statistical likelihood of success) and tossing ping pong /table tennis balls into your opponents' drink cups. The likelihood of getting your ball into the cup and winning the game is inversely proportional to how many drinks you've already consumed. Additional applications are the likelihood of doing the technicolor yawn actually into a proper receptacle, once too much booze has hit your system.

"Think Jason and Bethany will win the game?"
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."

by procrastina... November 12, 2020

Shot Cunt

A cunt who is clueless all day does nothing productive and is a waste of oxygen

Girl 1:"You're a shot cunt!"
Girl 2 several minutes later:"They're such shot cunts"
Much confused laughter from posh recipents of insult

by MNO_BRW April 19, 2018