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Matt

My sweet baby boy, Matt, meaning the funniest, sweetest, most caring and handsome man anyone could meet. Matt is obsessed with riding his motorcycles and speeding which is scary but ugh he looks so fucking good doing it. He’s so smart when it comes to the things he loves, i sit and listen to him talk passionately about his interests and i learn something new everytime. AND OHHHH MY GODDDDDD HES SO FINE but in general. Each and every one of his features is perfect, his handsome face is like candy to my eyes because everything about him to me is so sweet. His voice is my comfort and it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in forever. His heart is so pure and full with affection that needs a companion who will match him and fulfill everything he needs and wants. N that’s why his beautiful amazing wife wrote this 😛. And last but CERTAINLY not least, that third leg that pleases this pussy whenevaaaaaa
1.Mercedes loves you Matt, you’re the best thing thats ever happened to me and id never trade you for the world.

2. YESSSSS DADDY FASTER HARDER
by mercedesluvsmatt April 6, 2024
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matt keener

A fantasy retard with no friends or life ... (did I mention he’s fat )🐳
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Matt

Matt, you are stinky and funny and you are super duper cute and you are nice and you remind me of a monkey.🐒
Matt is a monkey
by johndoe23789 February 6, 2025
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Matt

Is Also Know To Be Hypocrites, Liars, Know It All, Nosey, Fake. Big Asshole to make up for their small dicks. You will see them driving around in A larger truck goes with their big ego.
Oh their pulling a Matt..
by Niagia November 2, 2023
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Matt pelletier

Matt is a homosexual male with attractive, boyish qualities. Typically from the ages of 18-25, and often thought as a young, white, fashionable male.
Me and Matt pelletier where in the bathroom swapping spit
by Dr.bob.m.d. March 10, 2022
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Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!
Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....
by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024
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Matt Bell

Good lord look at that Matt bell with the eleaf Ijust ismoka one, that’s beyond embarrassing .
by Eleaf man November 6, 2017
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