When you know you probably should buy your girlfriend/female friend/ sister that gift for her special occasion but you're completely out of cash.
Dude1: It's Mary's birthday. Did you get her a gift ?
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.
Dude2 : Ahhh , fuck Mary.
Girl1: Did you remember your sister on her Anniversary ?
Girl2: Nope. Fuck Mary.
by kamiand October 5, 2013
Get the fuck marymug. A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.
Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.
by Chris_L July 21, 2020
Get the Mary Poppinsmug. She is one of the best woman you will ever meat she is so bueatifal she is very and I mean very thicccccc Iove her the way she is i love her so much babe love you she has big butt jkjk unless yes she does love you
by Juliahna September 30, 2019
Get the jules Mariemug. by Sumrandomdude23 May 28, 2022
Get the Mary-Annmug. A very kind, smart, athletic, helpful girl. Loves to read and likes everything to be as good as can be!
by Kudnow February 26, 2017
Get the Mary Suzanmug. Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
by MilkedYaMum February 1, 2018
Get the Mary Callmug. by Daddyzgurl November 28, 2015
Get the code marymug.