Michael Felix

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off

did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.

by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

michaels phone

its gone

hey guys I totally Michaels phoned my phone

by Grimace's son January 12, 2018

Michael Romero

THE SEXIEST GUY I KNOW he is cool and broke his glasses

oh my god it’s MICHAEL ROMERO

by Not Alperen and Not sorry Mike October 15, 2019

Michael Sheen

An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.

Damn, bro, that Michael Sheen got me high AF!

by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017

Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

The Michael M

When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.

Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal

Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M

by Swivel mi timbers November 21, 2020