May 13

National skip school day

Me: hey bro it’s May 13 tmrw
them: so?
me: it’s national skip school day
them: alr let’s do it
me: bet

by machary May 09, 2022

May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

Laura May

Laura May is a smart kind girl who is sporty and always wants to be right.Even though she is cheeky she can be quiet at times and loud at others.She is not afraid to share her opinions

You should be more of a Laura May and spit it out

by Likestoryskind June 05, 2020

May 8th

show a mf some tittys today

my bros deserve it

oh hey it’s may 8th yk wut that means

by bias May 08, 2022

May 8th

May 8th is when u Tell your crush u like them in person

Girl: I like u would u be my bf
Boy: Why are u telling me just now tho
Girl: cause it’s May 8th
Boy: well in that case then yes
Girl: Ily
Boy: ily2

by UnicornIs456789 May 07, 2023

may 8th

A real bitch birthday !😴🎂

👤:oh yo birthday on may 8th
me:YOP u kno us taurus do it tha best🤣

by 4kt is trash April 25, 2023

May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 18, 2022