may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

May 2nd

A handsome/beautiful person is born on this day. They are very smart, Creative, cautious but have adventurous souls plus are brave of choices in life

Eric: Yo look it's Rupert He is born on May 2nd and he is one of the smartest, best looking and more
Sally: I would love to date him.

by ReconANBUBLACKOP235 December 12, 2021

May 13

If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time

Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick

by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

May 8

A kind hearted person, loves there friends but they don't love her....
Knows how to fight/be mean but doesn't 💖

(She's/he is) so kind her birthday must be on may 8

by Lavendersparadise January 8, 2022

The Billy Mays

When you are having sex and the man is ready to cum. He pulls out, cums a little then grips his penis to stop and then shouts"ohh wait there's more!!" And finishes cumming.

"Bro check it I was with this girl last night...gave her the billy mays..ohh bro she never saw that coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

May 14th

A National holiday where a pedophile and rapist got kicked from a discord server, and we lived in peace.

Me: dude did you here what happened on May 14th
Someone: yeah glad he was kicked

Me: same

by May 14th May 15, 2020