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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
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Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
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Land breeze geezer

Old geezer that lives in the sea that pulls kids towards that harnesses the power of the land breeze
The land breeze geezer took huajeet
by Skipdipboopdoop July 20, 2018
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zombie land

term used by the special forces soldiers in the Micheal Bay movie 13 HOURS: THE SECRET SOLDIERS OF BENGHAZI to denote that all shots taken should be kill shots. *not verified that this is an actual term used or that the interpretation of it's usage was taken as intended.
All weapons hot, any enemy movement to be considered a direct threat. Any thing that doesn't strobe as friendly is residing in zombie land.
by ISREAL FREIDMANN August 1, 2018
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Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
by TheJWA August 2, 2018
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Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022
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