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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch
by Cyniful June 6, 2018
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shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
by John to con June 9, 2016
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Xaivor Jones

A bitch as mother fucker with dopey ass hair that looks like yarn.
Oh look theres xaivor jones what a dope he is
by 80019 October 14, 2019
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Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019
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