God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day
by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016
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His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob:...
you: ....and I oop
you: ....and I oop
by Sadgirl12223 June 21, 2019
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P.S. also threatens suicide
P.S. also threatens suicide
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Get the Jacob mug.A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
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