Morning Feet

The feeling of numbness in your feet when you wake up on a important day

She was late because she had morning feet

by DreamTransfer September 6, 2016

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

bad morning

the opposite of good morning

Person 1: "Good morning!"
Person 2:"Bad morning."
Person 1:"wtf"

by soyalism November 22, 2024

Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".

Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!

by Bichoman December 8, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Morning Pebble

The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.

I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night

by Pans23q May 20, 2017

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016