by Damienny April 27, 2017
Get the Bag of assmug. A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
Get the shock bagmug. When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.
To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!
by zack15 September 22, 2010
Get the lizard bagmug. "Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"
"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"
"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"
"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"
"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"
"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"
by stubbzz November 28, 2013
Get the Swag in a Bagmug. by Tranny dick-in-son September 3, 2010
Get the Sloar bagmug. by LightningH January 25, 2016
Get the Bag of Ragsmug. Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.
(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?
(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...
(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.
(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...
(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.
(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.
by MountainClimber August 1, 2012
Get the Blue Baggingmug.